Clayboy

bisexual male joker who is very high functioning while enjoying nothing more than to manipulate, steal, tell blatant lies, prey on the weak minded, claims to be a "collector" for others but only a collector of "others" shit he has stolen, loves to have sex on the regular with GUY/GIRL, dials up the laws 100% of the time and stashes all evidence in his ass or on internet backedup cellphone

You contact the police soo much that it reminds me of a CLAYBOY.
Quick look....that worthless CLAYBOY is stealing everyones shit!!

by 5432..#1WinnerOfGames March 7, 2019

clayboy

a homosexual man, typically of Asian orientation. clay gayboy batty Ness Won Kin Han

mate, you are such a clayboy!

by Mikey_B7 May 12, 2008

Clayborne

An amazing person who will do the craziest things to make those around him happy. Clay is unique, cute, wicked smart and hilarious. Clay is someone who can make anyone laugh and smile even if their cat just died. An adorable dork who's a complete nerd but also a wonderful and one of a kind King who's got magic in his pocket and sunshine in his eyes. Also, just a really cheesy dude overall.

Friend: Why is he so crazy?
You: He's just Clayborne.

by sekainnie April 24, 2017

Claybonus

When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.

"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."

by Homer's philosophy January 17, 2009

Clayby mama

Based on the conception of Clay Aiken's first child, it is where a female friend of a homosexual male is artificially inseminated with his sperm and gives birth to his child for him.

"I don't care if Rufus Wainwright is gay, I'd still be his Clayby mama!"

by BonnieBlu January 13, 2009

claybay

On the exterior a claybay appears aloof, handsome from afar. This is when he is a "clay". A claybay however takes shape in the intimacy of the afternoon, beneath crumpled sheets and on the stove of a frying egg. He is gentle, kind, annoying, and smart. He is claybay. Handsome from afar, handsome from behind, handsome from the side, god's gift dead center.

"Did you just knock over all of the dishes in a charming manner and accidentally smack me in the boob?"
"Yes, tehee"
"ooooooo Claybay!!!"

by cdbc May 20, 2018

Clay Boy

Clay Boy: Streak of piss, ill-nourished, noisome, combats-clad benefits reliant crustie and "Got a point-two-bag?" junkie scrounger. Matey's Dwelling: lean-to / caravan / cowshed in field near struggling clay-mining shitsplat satellites of St Austell. Can be reliably spotted in town Thursdays when the IncapBen goes out, though a goodly number lack the wit to claim fuckall. Especially JSA - a laughable concept in these inbred windswept toilets anyway. So they'll happily admit they're junkies to get the Cripple Cash.
Fond of dog: stringed/banned/crippled/pestiferous, matters not and likewise inversely enamoured of manipulative alcoholic sub-menopausal fat cow (kids - oh yes) who maintains necessary facilities in the local pikey estate (see Bugle).

Sean: HM King Clay Boy I in a plywood wagon. How many "busts" must you stage before your equally fuckwitted dealer works out you had the lot wasted during one of your 30-Valium benders? Dealer however tolerates such 3-Bears because alternative is to deal with your sort on a daily basis. Which no amount of narcotic can alleviate, so you are almost worth the occasional 3-Bears flapdoodle. "But I always bury it near the cowshed." Right you are.

by Moved Away November 9, 2008