bisexual male joker who is very
high functioning while enjoying nothing more than to
manipulate, steal, tell blatant lies, prey on the weak minded, claims to be a "collector" for others but only a collector of "others" shit he has stolen, loves to have sex
on the regular with GUY/GIRL, dials up the laws 100% of the time and stashes all evidence in his ass or on internet backedup cellphone