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An amazing person who will do the craziest things to make those around him happy. Clay is unique, cute, wicked smart and hilarious. Clay is someone who can make anyone laugh and smile even if their cat just died. An adorable dork who's a complete nerd but also a wonderful and one of a kind King who's got magic in his pocket and sunshine in his eyes. Also, just a really cheesy dude overall.
Friend: Why is he so crazy?
You: He's just Clayborne.
Clayborne by sekainnie April 24, 2017

Clabobber 

Another word for clitoris. A female sex organ present in mammals, ostriches and a limited number of other animals. In humans, the visible portion – the glans – is at the front junction of the labia minora, above the opening of the urethra.
Sex shop clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: What’s something I can get that’s good for her clabobber
Clabobber by zxybca August 3, 2020
When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.
"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."
Claybonus by Homer's philosophy January 17, 2009
bisexual male joker who is very high functioning while enjoying nothing more than to manipulate, steal, tell blatant lies, prey on the weak minded, claims to be a "collector" for others but only a collector of "others" shit he has stolen, loves to have sex on the regular with GUY/GIRL, dials up the laws 100% of the time and stashes all evidence in his ass or on internet backedup cellphone
You contact the police soo much that it reminds me of a CLAYBOY.
Quick look....that worthless CLAYBOY is stealing everyones shit!!
An expleative used instead of "crap"

also refers to a crayfish or yabby
oh craybob my fucking gooch is broken
craybob by mad_arse_pete July 16, 2008
Another name for freshwater crayfish, or yabbies.
Australian.
The younger ones can be used as bait, the larger ones can be eaten if you enjoy mud flavour.
"Hey Damo, fancy heading up to the dam and doing some craybobbing?"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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