claybob

The type of guy you would want to smoke all your weed, sleep on your couch, and have sex with your girlfriends annoying friends. Claybob usually likes to be alone, but with his charm he always finds a way into a new conversation.

Yo claybob, come smoke this weed

by Bobbybuschea November 23, 2021

Clayborne

An amazing person who will do the craziest things to make those around him happy. Clay is unique, cute, wicked smart and hilarious. Clay is someone who can make anyone laugh and smile even if their cat just died. An adorable dork who's a complete nerd but also a wonderful and one of a kind King who's got magic in his pocket and sunshine in his eyes. Also, just a really cheesy dude overall.

Friend: Why is he so crazy?
You: He's just Clayborne.

by sekainnie April 24, 2017

Clabobber

Another word for clitoris. A female sex organ present in mammals, ostriches and a limited number of other animals. In humans, the visible portion – the glans – is at the front junction of the labia minora, above the opening of the urethra.

Sex shop clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: What’s something I can get that’s good for her clabobber

by zxybca August 3, 2020

Claybonus

When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.

"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."

by Homer's philosophy January 17, 2009

Clayboy

bisexual male joker who is very high functioning while enjoying nothing more than to manipulate, steal, tell blatant lies, prey on the weak minded, claims to be a "collector" for others but only a collector of "others" shit he has stolen, loves to have sex on the regular with GUY/GIRL, dials up the laws 100% of the time and stashes all evidence in his ass or on internet backedup cellphone

You contact the police soo much that it reminds me of a CLAYBOY.
Quick look....that worthless CLAYBOY is stealing everyones shit!!

by 5432..#1WinnerOfGames March 7, 2019

craybob

An expleative used instead of "crap"

also refers to a crayfish or yabby

oh craybob my fucking gooch is broken

by mad_arse_pete July 16, 2008

craybob

Another name for freshwater crayfish, or yabbies.
Australian.
The younger ones can be used as bait, the larger ones can be eaten if you enjoy mud flavour.

"Hey Damo, fancy heading up to the dam and doing some craybobbing?"

by Myhatisnotthebiggestandthatsok April 16, 2015