claustrabation

derives from the word claustrabate, meaning to pleasure yourself in a confined space. ie; boot of a car, under the kitchen sink, in a suitcase etc etc

dude, i had the most amazing claustrabation session in the airing cupboard last nite

oh my god, i love to claustrabate in my mums womb

by obneb wobblytron June 3, 2009

Claustropation

A person suffering from an abnormal fear of being closed in or of being in a confined space while having irregular bowel movements in which the feces are dry and hardened and evacuation is difficult and infrequent.

Philip’s claustropation started to kick in when he found himself trapped in a well after eating an entire block of cheese.

by pip1776 September 15, 2010

Castrabation

The act of masturbating so hard that the penis or testicles fall(s) off.

Thirteen-year-old boys should be warned that masturbation, when left unchecked, can result in castrabation, an unfortunate yet comical consequence of their horniness.

by JABIX May 24, 2009