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Captain Vape
Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists
The main protagonist of his own comic book series.
Invented by dr J
The main protagonist of his own comic book series.
Invented by dr J
Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame
Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read
Guy 1: you should read captain vape?
Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly
Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining
Girl 1: uh ok, I guess
*finishes reading*
Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read
Guy 1: you should read captain vape?
Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly
Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining
Girl 1: uh ok, I guess
*finishes reading*
Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Vape by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022
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Captain Twistie
Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.
Captain Twistie by Shougo February 5, 2022
Captain Ganja
Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.
Captain Ganja by pentozali November 27, 2006
Captain Kangaroo
1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.
Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!
Captain Kangaroo by Starchylde May 21, 2016
Battle Captain
In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp
"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".
Battle Captain by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019
Captain Jism
Captain Jism by jpg3 September 4, 2011
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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