clapptoid

An complete fumbling idoit. Has absolutely no idea what they are doing but thinks they do. Just the most moronic human you know but they are so kind you just feel bad for them. Generally used on friends as a sort of kind abuse where you don't actually mean it really.

Your friend made a silly mistake on a maths question and looks at you confused as he/she didn't spot where they the mistake.
You reply 'clapptoid' and then promptly help them spot the issue

clapptoid by Lowa1001 October 6, 2020

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Clapitid

To have sex while clapping against her booty

That Bit Mya can get clapitid

Clapitid by Simeonp13 March 7, 2020

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Clappanoid

Someone who plays Fortnite in 2020.

Person 1: “I saw Jimbo playing fortnite yesterday!”

Person 2: “What a clappanoid!”

Clappanoid by Jimbotron42969 January 1, 2020

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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