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clanita by aroadsidestand December 27, 2019
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Claritafy
To redefine an existing word to maliciously suit a personal agenda. To twist or misrepresent a situation's meaning to fit a shady narrative. Done by apologists and revisionists.
When trying to sanitize a word with bad meaning:
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."
Claritafy by genshin_simpact April 13, 2022
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clanita • Clarita • Chanita • Clanimation • Clanktai • clantastic • Clapitals • Clapitalism • Claritafy • Cranitarian
Santa Clarita
Place full of blue collared people that act rude and stuck up as if they lived in Beverly Hills but are too poor to afford it (hence they live in Santa Clarita). They like to act like they arent as ghetto as Palmdale but they are. They only reason they dont see it that way is becasue Santa Clarita is full of low achieving losers that have never actually left, so they will never understand that Santa Clarita and Palmdale are essentially the same town. When you confront them about this and ask why they have never left they will say something dumb like "i gO To LA On tHe wEeKeNdS". Ok dummy we mean actually lived somewhere else after graduating from high school. They think going to the mall is fun... newsflash its not the 90's anymore, or that going to Six Flags is the time of their life. The men there either act like ratchet wannabe gang bangers or like racist trash that wished they lived by the beach. The women are the same except that the white women there act like your typical Karen, you know just a bunch of regular bi**** but not as hot as the women you see in LA. It is a boring suburb full of the most mediocre people. The funniest thing I had someone from Santa Clarita ask me was "What aresome of your favorite places to go out to at night here in Santa Clarita" poor soul has never actually been anywhere, there are no bars or nightlife in Santa Clarita. Oh there must be somwthing in the water there becasue most of the people are simple minded!
Person 1: Wanna go somewhere boring, racist, and full of trash this weekend?
Person 2: Why do you keep trying to drag me to Santa Clarita CA? If you're trying to torture me its not gonna work.
Person 2: Why do you keep trying to drag me to Santa Clarita CA? If you're trying to torture me its not gonna work.
Santa Clarita by PurpleSmith July 20, 2021
Chanita
She's a weapon alright. Spears all the boys hearts with her exquisite unforgettable looks. With a booty the size of Kim kardashians and as beautiful as the first spring flower.
Everyone is inspired by her undeniable flawless curves however intimidated due to her striking beauty.
Get to know chanita and you will be shocked as to how you feel towards her. Everyone has a love like no other for this pearl of beauty. She is full of happiness and joy that is contagious and lights you up when your around her along side the powerful sexiness she emits to the people around her.
I wish I had a chanita and I'm sure you do too
Everyone is inspired by her undeniable flawless curves however intimidated due to her striking beauty.
Get to know chanita and you will be shocked as to how you feel towards her. Everyone has a love like no other for this pearl of beauty. She is full of happiness and joy that is contagious and lights you up when your around her along side the powerful sexiness she emits to the people around her.
I wish I had a chanita and I'm sure you do too
Santa Clarita
All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.
Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.
Santa Clarita by DrCumtastic October 31, 2021
santa clarita valley
the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.
kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!
santa clarita valley by thankkgodigotout July 23, 2009
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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