To have a clappyhead. True origins unknown. Theories include wearing an Ushanka (Russian hat) and having the sides "clap" against your head or having Exploding Head Syndrome.

Hey clappyhead. You dumb, looking, clappyhead motherfucker!

clappyhead by dustygorilla March 4, 2011

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Clayhead

Pertaining to a perspn who is lacking an adequate amount of intelligence to function in day to day life.

Store man 1: Have you seen J about.

Store man 2: No mate. I think Someone dared him to put his head up his own Arse.

Store man 1: What an idiot. He's a complete clayhead

Clayhead by Jackless June 1, 2011

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Clamped raw

This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.

Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?

Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*

Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!

Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!

Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!

Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!

Clamped raw by Bro Jake March 26, 2023

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