(ADJECTIVE)
A girl that acts like your friend in front of you, then talks shit behind your back, a girl that's fake who thinks her presence is an honor to anyone she may come in contact with, A slut that has a nasty/diseased/STD-infected blue-waffle of a vagina.
Example 1: Lauren is such a CLAMCUNT! She acts like she's your best friend when none of her friends are around then she talks shit about you to everyone.
Example 2: I cannot believe she came to my party last night! She wasn't even invited! That fucking FAKE clamcunt bitch acted as if it was an honor to be in her presence, so I kicked her nasty ass out.
Example 3: Clamcunt AKA Lauren had sex with Jake. I'm surprised his dick didn't fall off yet...
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaningLyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.