claeving

opposite of jelqing, inverse jelqing
constricting the size of ur penis in order to make it longer in the process

“Robert was caught claeving in front of the girls at the party again”
“Silly Robert, always claeving”

by claveboy February 11, 2024

Cleaving

Term for LeBron's James first and potential future departures from Cleveland

Lebron James is cleaving again, only this time it is to LA.

by IndySport June 6, 2018

auto-claving

Leaving items in your hot vehicle to kill any Corona virus.

When I get back from the store I leave my stuff in my hot vehicle for some auto-claving to kill any Corona virus.

by dog nipple May 14, 2020

cleaving

when a girl's boobs are all ova tha place

damn homie shaniqua is cleaving big tonight, g. i gots ta go get me some of that yummayyyy cleav

by funk masta g thang June 8, 2003

clevinger

To do something unsafe against the rules, and put others in danger by concealing your action as you know your buddy is getting punished for the same thing.

Own up to your mistake and don't put your teammates in danger by pulling a clevinger.

by Jijiji August 12, 2020

Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.

i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007