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When you come from the country but have been living in the city so long you just can't go back to living in the sticks.

Dee went home to the boglands for the weekend but just couldn't wait to get back to Dublin. She's, like, totally citilised man.

citilised by Steve Montgomery August 24, 2007

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Civilized Pussification

The theory to suppress and feminize a society into a bunch of whining and highly offended pussies. Mainly effected are men who are confused on how it is to be an man. The goal is to pussify the masses so they are easily controlled

1.Civilized Pussification is making the United States weak and a laughing stock of the world.

2.Civilized Pussification causes men to whine, watch Glee, Brunch and pander to women.

Civilized Pussification by VIGOROUS JONESY February 19, 2015

Related Words

citilised • civilised • civilized • citified • Citisized • cititized • Civilized Pussification • Civilized withdraw • fuck civilized

civilized

someone who uses a lightsaber instead of some DT-57 blaster

an elegant weapon from a more civilized time

civilized by Master Obi Wan Kenobi May 13, 2020

cititized

Someone who is city smart. City Slicker. Dresses well. Knows the subway routes. Knows how to handle crazies.

Lakisha: I don't want to go downtown by myself
Bon Qui Qui: Eric will go with you. He's cititized.

cititized by hyfdjuylo March 5, 2010

Civilized withdraw

It's a dumber word than social distancing with a similar meaning just to show the morons that cling to that word how stupid it truly is they can just drop the damn social and just say distancing

Karen/Boomer: hey I am social distancing stay 6 feet back

Me: I'm sorry did you mean civilized withdraw?

Civilized withdraw by Where is my dad May 25, 2020

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fuck civilized by Evilous Dark Power January 21, 2021

civilized

Sex without any kinky acts or activities.

Lets keep it civilized today honey, My arms are sore from getting tied up

civilized by BillyAbhs October 11, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026