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Circus Elephant 

1. Obviously, an elephant that specifically plays it's circus role for entertainment

2. Someone who is clearly overweight to obese who attempts to seek attention and/or popularity.
That dude Chuck over there keeps yelling in the class, and complains when the classwork is too hard, he always tries to steal the candy the teacher gives us for hard work. What a flippin' Circus Elephant.
Circus Elephant by iD_0m June 6, 2018
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[Cajun Circus Elephant] 

A sexual act involving three willing participants in three distinct steps: Step One - Cajun spices are sprinkled on the surface where intercourse will take place

Step Two - the male partner must ejaculate on a female participant who then proceeds to roll around in the spices mastering the shake n' bake technique

Step Three - All participants mount each other much like elephants in a circus, upon the climax they wave their arms in an elephant like style.
Rachel: "I'm feeling some Cajun Circus Elephant tonight whaddaya say we call up Julia?"
Ted:"Only if I get to be ringleader this time!"

shit like a circus elephant

A self explanitory saying. The defecation equivalent to the more popular, "piss like a race horse."
Jesus, hold on a second; I gotto shit like a circus elephant.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026