circumpling 

Ryan from The Quarry. This is how Dylan sees him. As the PERFECT circumpling man.

"Why do you like Ryan?"

"BECAUSE HE IS THE PERFECT CIRCUMPLING MAN, AND I LOVE THE FRAGILE THINGS"

circumpling by anonymous July 11, 2023

Fudge Crumpling 

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'

Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.

Fudge Crumpling by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

cranial crumpling by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009