circumpling

Ryan from The Quarry. This is how Dylan sees him. As the PERFECT circumpling man.

"Why do you like Ryan?"

"BECAUSE HE IS THE PERFECT CIRCUMPLING MAN, AND I LOVE THE FRAGILE THINGS"

by anonymous July 11, 2023

Fudge Crumpling

verb. To crumple ones fudge.

The act of anal penetration with the intent to compact fecal matter.

To perform a sexual act with extreme pressure and force upon the rear cavity.

Sodomy and melted chocolate.

Also known as Fudge Crumplin'

Hey Susie, how about I come over later and crumple your fudge again?

What am I eating here, packed shit or crumpled fudge!

Bruce enjoys a good fudge crumpling.

by squirrelgunz August 18, 2009

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009