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church girl

An overly religious girl who does anal and oral sex because she thinks it means that she didn’t lose her virginity. She is the biggest hoe you will ever meet. She usually would go to a private or boarding school. She’s sinned so much, that God can’t even forgive her.
“Yeah she’s a church girl!”
“That church girl’s really nice!”
church girl by master1100 May 20, 2018
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Church Girl Chugger

Getting rubbed through the pants by your girlfriend of 2 years until you ejaculate In your shorts. This act will still let you get your rocks off and relieve tensions in a sexless relationship while still practicing abstinence.
Hey Doug have you you gotten any from that girl you have been with for 3 years?

- Yes, some mouth kisses and she sure knows how to work those Church Girl Chuggers!

Church girl empire 

A set of girls that have confidence in themselves knowing that they don’t need a man to be successful all they need is God and believing in themselves.
Church girl empire is all about success and confidence
Church girl empire by Reeldeal November 24, 2021

Brown Church Girl 

Imagine a white church girl, then imagine a brown girl. Then put those stereotypes together and you get this rare specimen. They’ll fuck you in a parking lot on Saturday night but still go to church the next morning like a church girl. But they’ll also have to whisper everytime they’re on FaceTime with you so her parents can’t hear her talking to a guy and also never be allowed to leave the house just like a brown girl. Despite all of this, however, if you meet one you should never let her go. Because she may change your life forever.
Oh look, it’s that brown church girl Karen. I heard her fucking her secret BF in the parking lot last night.

A church girl 

Its a meme on youtube from Jan 22 2013 and say "I want a church girl that goes to church aNd ReAdS hEr bIbLe!" Or just a girl that goes to church
Dave:Hey did you see that one meme about a church girl? James:Yeah that was funny. Or, "Hey there goes a church girl".

virtual church girl 

A girl who thinks she knows Jesus so well but only watches church online while falling asleep thinking abt Luka Garza.
Sara is such a virtual church girl.

yeet that girl back to church

used when a female is acting like a thot to tell them to stop their unholy behavior
jamay was twerking on reko so antoine told reko to yeet that girl back to church
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