church ball 

A player, typically a white guy, who participates in a recreational, often religious-affiliated basketball game with an unmatched level of intensity and hustle. Church Ball players are notorious for their aggressive and out-of-control play, making them a potential hazard for fellow players on the court. Often viewed as overzealous and lacking self-awareness, their unwavering commitment to the game is both impressive and terrifying.

Dude was playing church ball and tore his ACL.

church ball by Wrxdrunkie April 4, 2023

Cock and ball a church 

Where one or more people spray paint a cock and a pair of balls on a church.

Are you coming with us John were going to cock and ball a church.

Cock and ball a church by Deep blue 2012 January 12, 2010

balls like church bells 

Large testicles ie brave

That base jumper's got balls like church bells

balls like church bells by Tarantula960 January 25, 2014

churchbells 

when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease

Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!

churchbells by chris.l23 January 23, 2010

Churchwalled 

To pee publicly whilst drunk; pissing schwasted

Guy 1: "Dude, last night Jerry was sooo hammered and he had to piss but the bathroom was locked...so he pissed all over my apartment floor!"

Guy 2: "Damn, Jerry churchwalled all over your apartment? Gross bro"

Churchwalled by brother notorious November 20, 2011

churchbell 

To reach from behind, grab the wiener, and yank down firmly, causing the balls to clank together. Bonggggg!

I was showering and my neighbor Shawn churchbelled me.

churchbell by harrywetseaward February 24, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020