church ball

A player, typically a white guy, who participates in a recreational, often religious-affiliated basketball game with an unmatched level of intensity and hustle. Church Ball players are notorious for their aggressive and out-of-control play, making them a potential hazard for fellow players on the court. Often viewed as overzealous and lacking self-awareness, their unwavering commitment to the game is both impressive and terrifying.

Dude was playing church ball and tore his ACL.

by Wrxdrunkie April 4, 2023

Cock and ball a church

Where one or more people spray paint a cock and a pair of balls on a church.

Are you coming with us John were going to cock and ball a church.

by Deep blue 2012 January 12, 2010

balls like church bells

Large testicles ie brave

That base jumper's got balls like church bells

by Tarantula960 January 25, 2014

churchbells

when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease

Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!

by chris.l23 January 23, 2010

Churchwalled

To pee publicly whilst drunk; pissing schwasted

Guy 1: "Dude, last night Jerry was sooo hammered and he had to piss but the bathroom was locked...so he pissed all over my apartment floor!"

Guy 2: "Damn, Jerry churchwalled all over your apartment? Gross bro"

by brother notorious November 20, 2011

churchbell

To reach from behind, grab the wiener, and yank down firmly, causing the balls to clank together. Bonggggg!

I was showering and my neighbor Shawn churchbelled me.

by harrywetseaward February 24, 2018