take a steamy dump in a blender, add a little bit of milk then politely pour it into the womens vagina. Make sure the blended poop isn't blended too well so it still has its chunky poop texture. After pouring it fuck the womens pussy and get your dick covered in poop and let the women suck it off
My women said she was in the mood for a chunky chocolate milkshake so I gave her one
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.