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chumsac

the act of being a dirty sac. being rude to your closest homies, and sometimes sac doesnt decribe the way you feel to your buddies about them stealing your girlfriend.
so use chumsac!
"dude, i hooked up with your girl." "WTF YOU CHUMSAC!?!?!?!?"
by creator of sac January 30, 2008
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Chumscrubber

1. For parents: The Chumscrubber is everything we ignore - all those subjects and conversations that parents and teens should be having but aren't-- the physical embodiment of everything we'd rather not deal with, everything that causes pain, or discomfort.

2. To teenagers: The Chumscrubber is a hero, a survivor, a fellow teenager who arrives into the real world to protect and keep his or her friends clean.

A Chumscrubber is the one that fights against all odds to keep things authentic. When everyone is busy being superficial and playing the "ignorance is bliss" card, the Chumscrubber comes and knocks some sense into the world. This can be achieved in seemingly insignificant moments, I suppose... Just one or two words, a look, a well-timed sigh. The Chumscrubber is what the parents don't want to think about because the idea of the child being more in-tune with life than the adult is just plain depressing. The parents are the ones that are supposed to be solving problems, trying to save the world. When they can't do it, they ignore it. Ignorance is bliss, ignorance is bliss.
"Jonny was like a Chumscrubber to us all."

"Dude, you are so the Chumscrubber of this town."
by Josh Moody July 16, 2008
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cumsack

is when a woman is so slutty she is like a human condom
Where's the cumsack at
by metalmite October 25, 2007
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chumstache

a mustache composed of fresh jism from the dingaling
this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party
by Lord Welted Nutbanger October 6, 2011
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cumsac5000

a dumb username to choose for anything
Alex: "hmmmmmm, I'll use cumsac5000 for a username."
Kevin: "That's pretty dumb."
by spong man ic cone August 25, 2019
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chumpachalupa

Someone who is a big dumb-dumb. They are beyond being a simple chump and have now earned the extra title of stupidity.
"Ugh you're such a chumpachalupa today..."
by moogleoogle May 13, 2021
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Chumscrubbing

Having a vagina rubbed against your face
i love chumscrubbing with you babes
by Jawdyn March 29, 2010
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