chump monkey 

1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.

2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.

1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.

2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"

chump monkey by AllyG October 27, 2005

monkey chump 

Ignorant truck driver at the Petro on I65 in Kentucky.

He's a monkey chump

monkey chump by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Chum Monkey 

One who lives for the juice of the cock. The partner of Pole Monkey.

Alt. One who is willing to do just about anything to get what they want. Usually involving something nasty.

She's a total chum monkey, goes wild for the juice of the pole.

Chum Monkey by Narfle T. Garthok February 20, 2009

CHUM MONKEY 

one who seeks pleasure from the many fruits of animal butt sex. often times lures them in with food being a sad pathetic fat fuck then grabs them then has his way with oten times male or on rare occasion(desperation) female animal. is often found on a ranch or petting zoo way too close to animals often time already in a cage or fenced in area for ease of access.

Hey there chum monkey are you putting peanut butter on your nuts again and having the dog lick it off?

CHUM MONKEY by freddy felacio September 23, 2010

chum monkey 

Bottom rung worker, often times in construction trades including skate park construction, boat building, and home construction among others. Usually used in a negative fashion to insult ones lack of care, craftsmanship, and/or dependability on the job. Name is derived from boat hands working to grind fish parts used to attract sharks and other game fish.

"I got about four chum monkeys on my crew that put more nails in the dirt than in the wood."

"Tell that chum monkey over there that if he quits scratching his head and his ass at the same time that his hammer will work better!"

chum monkey by Big Country's Brother March 9, 2010

Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp 

A Pimped-out Monkey with a Fly ride and sick bling bling that lives in the Jungles of Laz Vegas and gets many monkey chicks every night

I saw Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp and some monkey girl out in a limo last night.

Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

Monkey chum in the face 

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

Monkey chum in the face by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008