chump hump

The act of humping a chump

I chump hump that loser at school with the flat booty.

by Asbner134 June 20, 2016

two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.

Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly

by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005

Hump Chump

What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.

"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 1, 2025

Clump Hump

Having an excessive amount of sex in a short period of time, usually before or after expected dry spells.

Oh I haven't seen my girl in forever, we're gonna clump hump this weekend.

by weekend pounder October 20, 2010

chump-humpin'

When an unfamiliar guy (a.k.a. "chump") comes up behind a woman on the dance floor and starts grinding away on her behind, waving to his buddies, getting off on the fact that he'd never be able to get this close otherwise...

"Lisa, I gotta get off this dance floor - there's this guy that's been chump-humpin' on me all night and he's creepin' me out!!"

by Miss Aim October 16, 2008

Chumpdumper

someone who is not the smartest person on the planet.

Kyle: "Come to the party on Saturday!"

Taylor: "Nah. I think i'm just going to stay home and relax."
Kyle: "Oh my gosh, you're such a chumpdumper."

by Taylor Gafahrem January 7, 2011

chumpdump

A place full of pure dafty chumps. 'Don't be a chump be a champ''.

E.g Benwell, is a 'serial chumpdump', it's full of proper radgepackets leeks.

by Peter Reid's got a monkey's heed February 22, 2008