chuffneck

To be overly happy with oneself, symbolised by the action one makes where the head bobs from side to side on top of one's neck, usually with a smirk in full effect.

"Old Henry seems to have quite a healthy dose of chuffneck since Cynthia noted how good he looks in those pink hot pants."

chuffneck by Mookums May 29, 2008

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Chuffucking

Pronounced "Chuff-fucking" in one quick word

To roger a woman up the rear who is under 18 but over the age of consent, this was illegal in the uk due to homosexuality laws until recently but now chuffucking is well practiced fun

Marc: dude i rammed this girl the other day
Marc 2: Dude no way!!
Marc: Yeah and then she let me chuffuck her shit was so cash
Marc 2: no way i was chuffucking your mum last night too
Marc: ...

Chuffucking by SGTKM December 28, 2010

Related Words

chuffneck • Chuffin 'eck • chiefneck • Chuffbucket • Chuffucking • chunkneck • Chuff Lock

chiefneck

a handkerchief that runs and has arms and legs

Look at that chiefneck

chiefneck by Maxwell Scythe June 30, 2006

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chunkneck

A human being with a "chode" neck

Shut up you chunkneck ass nigga

chunkneck by Fucking_Chad December 11, 2015

Chuffbucket

A feeling of disgust at a situation out of control.

Laurence, 16 Oct 2022 at 22:29:22:
Ode to a Chuffbucket

Oh, sweet chuffbucket. You bucket of chuffs.
How I think of you, with your hair, and your elbows.
And I imagine we chuff each others’ buckets in the morning.
Or at night.

LIke frogs.

Chuffbucket by Unreal Art October 16, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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