chron-illogical

When someone smokes so much chronic, they lose all sense of reason.

Dealer: This shit will get you straight chron-illogical within 5 minutes.

by bringingscarinessbacktopunk July 6, 2011

chroniclogical

The way and rate at which time passes while under the influence of Marijuana.

After pounding a few beers and smoking a bowl of some fine kush, Johnny found himself feeling as if hours had passed, only to look down at his phone and see only 5 minutes had gone by. Time was passing by so chroniclogically from his perspective.

by DJSciurus September 23, 2009

chronoillogical order

A sort order that's supposed to be chronological order, but isn't.

Dave: Here's the list of birthdays.
Betty: December is not before November. You got it in chronoillogical order.

by iamsonotlying July 16, 2018

Chronilogical

How time seems to go by for the very young and for the elderly

Grandma's chronilogical sense is variable.

by jayjade October 1, 2020