christmas slave 

baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!

mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!

early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!

christmas slave by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

And that's how I saved Christmas 

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

And that's how I saved Christmas by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005

Christian Seavey 

The type of guy every girl/ guy falls in love with. he is super kind hearted and knows how make everyone smile. He is an actor, and a model. He knows how to crack a joke and make everyone laugh. he treats his one and only like royalty. he falls in love really easily and will do whatever it to hold onto you. he is an incredible chef and the most incredible people ever. if you get yourself a christian seavey, make sure to hold onto him and never let go.

Can I get myself a man just like Christian Seavey?

Christian Seavey by Seaveysgf November 11, 2020

christian seavey 

he is every girl/ guys dream. he knows how to treat someone

agh he’s such a christian seavey

christian seavey by Seaveysgf March 27, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019