christmas king 

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

christmas king by Ditter December 7, 2006

christmasing 

When you do anything Christmas-related

mom went christmasing at Ross Dress For Less

christmasing by CrayonEater4259 December 23, 2018

de-christmassing 

The process of removing Christmas decorations.

The de-christmassing is finally done.

de-christmassing by W3Wow December 30, 2010

Christmassing 

Amassing a huge number/an abundance of Christmas presents (for people who want "some little festivity and helping the poor with what's left").

Santa's little Helper: "Santa, you're christmassing like mad. Get some sleep!"

Christmassing by Knecht Ruprecht, the Second December 18, 2011

Christmasing 

The act of celebrating Christmas

"When I wasn't Christmasing, I was watching basketball"

Christmasing by harryyyyy2938u5 December 25, 2021

The CHRISTMASING 

The day after Halloween when all the stores and restaurants come out with their Christmas decorations and themed items for sale. It’s also the day you can start decorating for Christmas because let’s be honest—Thanksgiving is a shitty holiday based on the murder of millions of indigenous American Natives and the pilgrims eventually killed them all with smallpox. Sure you can eat your turkey—but does anyone really decorate for Thanksgiving anymore?

Billy and Brenda went to the store on November 1. Brenda said “Holy shit! Look at all this Christmas stuff!” Billy replied “Duh, Brenda—it’s The CHRISTMASING…” Brenda laughed “oh yea….f those pilgrims!”

The CHRISTMASING by Sleeper indigenous November 1, 2021

Kings Christian Academy 

A shitty ass school run by former rejects and homeschoolers. The shittiest place in the county.

Sebastian:I go to Kings Christian Academy
GIRL 1:oh so I see ur a bitch

Kings Christian Academy by Kca kid November 2, 2020