Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas
Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.
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The process of removing Christmas decorations.
by W3Wow December 30, 2010
Get the de-christmassing mug.Amassing a huge number/an abundance of Christmas presents (for people who want "some little festivity and helping the poor with what's left").
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Get the Christmasing mug.The day after Halloween when all the stores and restaurants come out with their Christmas decorations and themed items for sale. It’s also the day you can start decorating for Christmas because let’s be honest—Thanksgiving is a shitty holiday based on the murder of millions of indigenous American Natives and the pilgrims eventually killed them all with smallpox. Sure you can eat your turkey—but does anyone really decorate for Thanksgiving anymore?
Billy and Brenda went to the store on November 1. Brenda said “Holy shit! Look at all this Christmas stuff!” Billy replied “Duh, Brenda—it’s The CHRISTMASING…” Brenda laughed “oh yea….f those pilgrims!”
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