christmas dance 

a social dance that happens in December at my school. A very important even in a girl's life which you can go to ever 4 years.

Torrance: Hey Dave wanna go to that social event at my school, Christmas Dance?

Dave: I'd love to.

christmas dance by SparklingToros16 April 2, 2004

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.

Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.

Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance 

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008