A term used to describe someone who talks commitment but consistently prioritizes their friends over their significant other, often paired with lying, emotional avoidance, and a tendency to cheat. A Christian S will swear they care—right before doing the exact opposite.
Often stereotyped (again, fictionally) as someone who has younger siblings, which they’ll somehow bring up as an excuse for their behavior.
Often stereotyped (again, fictionally) as someone who has younger siblings, which they’ll somehow bring up as an excuse for their behavior.
Examples:
• “He said he was different, but that was peak Christian S behavior.”
• “If he keeps choosing the group chat over his girlfriend, that’s a Christian S.”
• “He said he was different, but that was peak Christian S behavior.”
• “If he keeps choosing the group chat over his girlfriend, that’s a Christian S.”
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At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
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A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.
A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.
A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.
A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.
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