Christian S

A term used to describe someone who talks commitment but consistently prioritizes their friends over their significant other, often paired with lying, emotional avoidance, and a tendency to cheat. A Christian S will swear they care—right before doing the exact opposite.

Often stereotyped (again, fictionally) as someone who has younger siblings, which they’ll somehow bring up as an excuse for their behavior.

Examples:
• “He said he was different, but that was peak Christian S behavior.”
• “If he keeps choosing the group chat over his girlfriend, that’s a Christian S.”

Christian S by youheheme January 5, 2026

Christian's Greasy Ass 

A greasy ass motherfucker who wears the same clothes every day, his middle name is James, he works at Pizza Hut, and he never showers. He is a human grease machine and is also known as Bitch Ass Butterbean.

Christian's Greasy Ass is a lying bitch, don't rely on him to save your life!!!

Christian's Greasy Ass by lefthandlover69 July 9, 2017

Christian's Side Look 

Very obvious and kinda scary

Christian's Side Look is very noticable, its embarrasing.

Christian's Side Look by fendee November 13, 2020

Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.

Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!

Christian's 4-2 Rule by ccans July 26, 2021

that's christian 

To be closed minded and judgmental of those you cannot control.

That's Christian.

A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.

A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.

that's christian by Doctor Zoso December 14, 2015

Christian Man's Burden 

The paradigm of Christianity as the messianic paradigm of repute of the Middle East.

Christianity as the delineator of civilization for the Middle East in particular.

Meta-zionism.

The Christian Man's Burden would counter Zionism as the harbinger for Middle Eastern democracy.

Christian Man's Burden by tomorrowtomorrow December 22, 2018

Schrödinger’s Christian 

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.

Jordan Peterson is a Schrödinger’s Christian

Schrödinger’s Christian by SpinX22 June 1, 2025