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chrissy poo 

A guy that makes dirty songs and dates the ugliest girl in school.
Me: chri-
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea

So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh
chrissy poo by Trashy Tina May 29, 2018

Chrissy poo bear 

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school
That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear
Chrissy poo bear by mcchrissc March 15, 2023

Chrisy poo 

A Fat Vacuum. Typically has big boobies and eats lots of chips. They are CONSTANTLY charging their controller and are Latino-Asian American.
Chrisy poo by Concreteman05 April 24, 2022

Chrissypoo

Only the coolest Chris' get called chrissypoo. It is not only an honor but a damn privilege to earn this title and once one is dubed and responds to chrissypoo he is bonded to this name for life
Hey Chrissypoo want to play some D tonight?

Yeah man I'll hit up that D
Chrissypoo by BuffFluff3001 February 11, 2019

chrissyfoo

A young, child-like person who is filled with a little wisdom and possesses a small degree of finesse. Is commonly mixed up with chrissypoo.
He's such a chrissyfoo.

Chrissypooh

People with the nick name chrissypooh are ballers. Although they do tend to project small dick energy. They also eat a lot and are typically fat asses. But when they need to clutch up they will mew hella and get a crazy jaw line
“Chrissypooh fucked that bad bitch”
Chrissypooh by conlanpooh November 20, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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