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chris chan 

chris chan by TAZTHEMAN123 August 8, 2021
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Chris Chan 

Mr. Beast’s two best friends, Chris, and Chandler.. nothing more, nothing less.
Chris Chan by MorgzHater20Billion February 18, 2022

Chris chan 

In the words of Gigguk, they are a human yikes machine.
Person 1 : Do you watch Chris Chan ?
Person 2 : Yes I have stare into the void and it told me I'm not a boyfriend free girl.
Person 1 : that make sense.

Chris Chan 

I edited Chris Chan into wikipedia. My edit was deleted in 2 seconds.
Chris Chan by not a normal man March 6, 2025

CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?! 

In July 2021, chris chan sexually abused his dementia ridden mother.

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing 

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

stack of chris chan 

A stack of chris chan, chris chans, a chris chan, or a channy, is a reference to the uncanny resemblance Chris Chan has to Benjamin Franklin, who appears on the 100 Dollar Bill. To have a stack of "chris chan" is to mean you have acquired an immense amount of wealth.

Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.

Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.
I'm in the mountains smoking a stack of chris chan, I'm fiending for yodie land...

Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow
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