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Chris Browned 

To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..
My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..

HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...
Chris Browned by 0HS0P0PPiN February 9, 2009

Chris Browned 

To excessively beat a bitch with no remorse.
"Damn tttina pissed me off last night and I Chris browned that bitch"

Chris Browned 

In various forms ranging from a simple bitchslap to a straight up ass whoopin. Works in many forms in real life to sports to round of HALO, WoW or Continuum.

Originates from the Chris Brown-Rihanna domestic assault incident.
Computer> I just Chris Browned ZenaBee 10-2, ez
ZenaBee> comp yeah u killed me
ZenaBee> stop using chris brown
Blast> CHRIS BROWN BEAT UP RHIANNA LOL
Chris Browned by 14A67 February 9, 2009

Chris browned 

The act of assaulting your partner leaving either contusions, bite marks, or bruises.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear that Dani and Jake broke up?

Person 2: What? Who broke up with who?

Person 1: She did it. He totally Chris browned her.
Chris browned by lululololililelelala February 11, 2009

Chris Browned 

To have hit one's girlfriend or wife.
"YO, Justin just Chris Browned his girlfriend!"
"Oh shit!"
Chris Browned by taylorrrrrrb February 10, 2009

Chris Browned 

When a girl gets her ass beat by her boyfriend or husband for stepping out of line
Girl: Who the fuck is this bitch that keeps calling you?

Guy: BITCH u better get out my face with all that bullshit fore' u gets Chris Browned!
Chris Browned by Ksolo101 February 14, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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