Skip to main content

Chremastistophilia

a sexual paraphilia. (or sometimes a sexual fetishism) this is where Sexual arousal or pleasure is derived from being robbed, conned, cheated, blackmailed or otherwise forced to loose out fiscally by a partner or complete stranger.

the strong emotions of frustration, annoyance, rage, fear or submission are subconsciously drawn upon by the person with Chremastistophilia and focused into sexual arousal/gratification. this is seen as Edge play as it can be genuinely life threatening to seek out a stranger to rob oneself purely for sexual release.

in recent years the genera of fetish websites focused at such people has grown dramatically.
financial dominants, chat with their 'financial submissives' and talk about what the dominant will do wit money 'taken' from the submissive, and generally stirr the strong emotions that fuel this paraphilia.
young girl: " you know you want to buy me the car. if you don't I'll just tease it out of you anyway. You know you love me taking your money. *giggles*"

Chremastistophilia dude: aww damn! *folds, buys car, and goes off to masturbate*

Chremastistophilia sucks ass!
Chremastistophilia by lilpaypig December 20, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026