Chowing

Verb.
The act of slamming down food and drink in a disorderly fashion, whilst totally lacking all manners in order to quickly satisfy a huge bout of hunger.

Most likely the act of an anorexic who's sick of doing the "heave bread to stay skinny" routine, or just someone who's freakishly hungry.

Dude1: Check that guy out over there. He's freakin' chowing that. That's like his eighth plate!

Dude2: Damn. He's slamming that like he hasn't eaten in a week!

by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011

chowing pozi

When you’re going or are staying home, a term usually used in South Africa among young people

Boy 1: Nah gent we need to go out these holidays
Boy 2: For real we can’t be chowing pozi

by crumpetsandpeanutbutter December 12, 2022

Chowing down

To be eating large amounts of food voraciously and with great satisfaction. To be eating with intent.

Dude, your chowing down on that sandwich.

by jobohn November 14, 2010

Chowing Section

When you are writing a particularly challenging exam/test paper and you have to leave out one or more entire sections because they are so hard or you ran out of time. If this happens to you, you have 'chowed section.'

Geez man, I'm really chowing section in this standard grade maths paper!

or

"How'd the exam go bro?"

"Not really ideal, chowed lank section."

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009

chowing cable

Performing fellatio upon a man's penis. Generally done by homosexual geriatric asian men (see: lemonparty.org).

That old man of asian decent chowed my cable all day long.

by Bukkake Gargler December 13, 2004

Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.

In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.

by David Eckmier December 21, 2008

FAKE CHOWING

PRETENDING TO GO DOWN ON A GIRL

Today my wife accused me of fake chowing...wow I thought I was doing it right all this time...

by Mary Jane Jones July 15, 2011