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Chow Mein 

Code for going over to a guy/girl's place for a hookup.
Think "Netflix and chill".
I know you love Chinese girl and I'm a pretty good cook. Chow mein is my speciality😉
Chow Mein by Thakiso January 11, 2017

chow mein surprise

When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth
"I just did the best chow mein surprise with my girl yesterday" "the kid enjoyed it too"

Chow Mein Gash

A hot chinese girl who you either want to sleep with and or go out with .
i got chow mein gash

this means-i'm going out or sleeping with a hot chinese girl.

Chow mein ramen noodles 

A better way to communicate departure than a simple “bye” first said by Shandi Foster
Person 1: “Bye”
Person 2: “Chow mein ramen noodles

Chow mein Snatch 

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.
"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

dirt mcgirt ol' chicken chow mein