chow mein Share definition Flag a wrongly spelt name for "Chow mien" which means fried noodles. Pronounced like "chao mien" Usually used and spoken by english speakers or non-chinese speakers. Shane: Let's get some chow mein! Xiangji: It's Chow Mien, u fucktard!!! chow mein by Huang April 23, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the chow mein mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch