In Russian folklore. A big, stupid, hairy, unibrowed, asexual creature that roamed the forests of Russia and Canada looking for a mate. Legend has it that if the chornyvolk ever mated "the snows will melt off the great Siberian plains and mother Russia will drown". The Volga river is said to be "fueled by the tears of the chornyvolk because he cannot find a mate".
That guy is dumber than a Chornyvolk!
He may not be good with the ladies, but he's had more sex than a chornyvolk.
He may not be good with the ladies, but he's had more sex than a chornyvolk.
by siklecelarmenia July 16, 2008
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Get the chorney mug.Someone that acts and talks like they are really horny but would never engage in sexual behavior. A cross between Chastity and Horny.
Chad: “This chorny ass bitch talked about sex for hours then ran away when I whipped out my monster cock!”
by Funkymonkey1 December 27, 2018
Get the Chorny mug.A word used to describe an amazing looking girl around your vicinity at that time. This word is used to point out said girl to your friends without her or her companions noticing you and calling you out for sexual harassment, which has become common in these present times. Able to be used in close proximity to girls without any unwanted attention.
Girl out of Hearing Range
"Hey, check out that choonay over there by the bench."-Guy1
"Yeah, I give her a 7/10."-Guy2
Girl Within Hearing Range
"Choonay at 3o'clock"-Guy1
"Wow when you say choonay, you mean choonay!"-Guy2
Plural-
"There are so many choonays here at the Library!"
"Hey, check out that choonay over there by the bench."-Guy1
"Yeah, I give her a 7/10."-Guy2
Girl Within Hearing Range
"Choonay at 3o'clock"-Guy1
"Wow when you say choonay, you mean choonay!"-Guy2
Plural-
"There are so many choonays here at the Library!"
by Dick Keene April 13, 2008
Get the Choonay mug.a combination of corny and horny. Used to describe a person that is disconnected from current dating lingo and hasn't been laid in a very long time as a result.
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