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The act of gargling a limp penis, or penis-like object. Often used out of literal context when a person is forcibly or quickly shoving something down their throat.
It only cost me $50 to have her chorkle me.

Wow Susan you are really chorkling down that sausage.

Those hot dogs look good enough to chorkle.
Chorkle by DeadlyDL April 22, 2011
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A sardonic and sarcastic chuckle in response to a statement made by someone else. Usually slightly negative and dismissive.

Used in text-based conversation ONLY - Not verbalized. If verbalized, sounds like a "heh" or a "har".
chorkle by fire and rain September 30, 2003

chortled 

chortled by chortler February 12, 2010
The mood you get in when you want to go crazy and aggressively hump something or someone.
Boy: I can’t wait to go say hi to our dog, Porkchop!
Mom: No! Don’t go! He’s all chorked up.
Chorked by Meatballlover32 August 23, 2021
The act of choking, laughing, and crying at the same time.
Friend: If you make a funny face I might chorkle
You: The hell does that mean?
Chorkle by timmywastaken March 20, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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