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chorkled 

I chorkled milk through my nose
chorkled by candspeltt April 23, 2006
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The act of gargling a limp penis, or penis-like object. Often used out of literal context when a person is forcibly or quickly shoving something down their throat.
It only cost me $50 to have her chorkle me.

Wow Susan you are really chorkling down that sausage.

Those hot dogs look good enough to chorkle.
Chorkle by DeadlyDL April 22, 2011
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A sardonic and sarcastic chuckle in response to a statement made by someone else. Usually slightly negative and dismissive.

Used in text-based conversation ONLY - Not verbalized. If verbalized, sounds like a "heh" or a "har".
chorkle by fire and rain September 30, 2003

chortled 

I just chortled a little, in my pants.
chortled by chortler February 12, 2010
The mood you get in when you want to go crazy and aggressively hump something or someone.
Boy: I can’t wait to go say hi to our dog, Porkchop!
Mom: No! Don’t go! He’s all chorked up.
Chorked by Meatballlover32 August 23, 2021
The act of choking, laughing, and crying at the same time.
Friend: If you make a funny face I might chorkle
You: The hell does that mean?
Chorkle by timmywastaken March 20, 2023
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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