Chorkle

The act of gargling a limp penis, or penis-like object. Often used out of literal context when a person is forcibly or quickly shoving something down their throat.

It only cost me $50 to have her chorkle me.

Wow Susan you are really chorkling down that sausage.

Those hot dogs look good enough to chorkle.

by DeadlyDL April 22, 2011

chorkle

A sardonic and sarcastic chuckle in response to a statement made by someone else. Usually slightly negative and dismissive.

Used in text-based conversation ONLY - Not verbalized. If verbalized, sounds like a "heh" or a "har".

someone says something stupid.

response: Chorkle.

by fire and rain September 30, 2003

Chorkle

The act of choking, laughing, and crying at the same time.

Friend: If you make a funny face I might chorkle
You: The hell does that mean?

by timmywastaken March 20, 2023

chorgle

An incredibly successful social media site first shown in 2019 by tTmotainment

Lmao let's look at spoon on chorgle

by Radurty April 1, 2019

chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.

Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!

by Fawful September 27, 2009

Chortle

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023