Choose violence
When someone hits a nerve, usually by stating facts that are true, one can say they have “chosen violence”.
Choose violence by teneliza June 13, 2021
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woke up and chose violence
woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.
And sometimes it is actually violence.
It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
And sometimes it is actually violence.
It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.
woke up and chose violence by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023
woke up and chose violence
woke up and chose violence by didntasklolnoob232 December 7, 2020
Nigga woke up and chose violence
Another comment meme like “they did surgery on a grape” except it is targeted towards the people on comment sections that are angry and cussing. Its usually tagged along with the skull emoji
*Instagram meme page comment section*
Alanyib_739:
you stupid fuck, how can you possibly be this mentally impaired you fucking dumb shit?
User149383: @Alanyib_739 nigga woke up and chose violence☠️
Alanyib_739:
you stupid fuck, how can you possibly be this mentally impaired you fucking dumb shit?
User149383: @Alanyib_739 nigga woke up and chose violence☠️
Nigga woke up and chose violence by Overwatchsoldier34 November 30, 2020
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