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chooch monkey 

Someone who thinks they're right all the time even in the most rediculous situations and are extremely stupid. The term chooch monkey is used as a comeback.
Donna- "Hey thats justin beiber!"
Lex- "Shut up you chooch monkey, that's my brother..."

retard ignorant stupid
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chotch monkey 

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.

Choch monkey 

That person that always messes things up, like parking or even eating.
Dude how did you do that? Your such a choch monkey
Choch monkey by Brobabe32 January 14, 2017

Chotch Monkey 

Someone who keeps the nations bird in captivity
You're a bird keeper Chotch Monkey
Chotch Monkey by Meghan Da bomb March 3, 2015

chochmonkey 

Someone who takes being a choch to the next level, They normally think they are hard stuff when in fact they are just a fag.
That guy over there is for sure a chochmonkey.
Bro you are being a serious chochmonkey right now.

Chochmonkey Guy 

When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.
"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."
Chochmonkey Guy by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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