Guy 1: Dude, my grandpa died :(
Guy 2: YOOO WHO TF CARES LOL
Guy 3: Guy 1, I think you just got Chooch'd by Guy 2
Guy 2: YOOO WHO TF CARES LOL
Guy 3: Guy 1, I think you just got Chooch'd by Guy 2
by versusX August 29, 2021
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Someone who has gone above and beyond being a chooch. A jackass, idiot, moron, who is doing a better job than usual at it.
by Wessmoe77 February 5, 2012
Get the chooch de louche mug.The act of getting high on smack but usually heavy drugs to which they are now on a sick one and therefore chonch’d; or it can be that of a heavy drug that’s used so like heroin, pcp, fent any drug that makes one nod off and not mentally there/stable. You can call it “chonch”.
Guy: Hey what did homie say about scoring some doja (weed) for us later tonight?
Friend: Oh I ended up asking my sister to score. I hit up homie but he said he he ran out and offered to give us chonch, (while using sarcasm.)
Another example:
Guy: Hey is ___ comin to my party tonight bro?
Friend: Na I doubt it, I was with him this morning and he was all chonch’d.
Friend: Oh I ended up asking my sister to score. I hit up homie but he said he he ran out and offered to give us chonch, (while using sarcasm.)
Another example:
Guy: Hey is ___ comin to my party tonight bro?
Friend: Na I doubt it, I was with him this morning and he was all chonch’d.
by SteelToeOutta September 17, 2022
Get the Chonch’d mug.HERE ARE SOME VITAL SIGNS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE OR KNOW ANY OTHER CHOCH DADIES........
-You put on way to much axe or any other kind of body spray when you get out the shower
-You own more than one hollister shirt
-you own a seashell or crableg necklace
- you own high-top sneakers and wear them too school
-you wear tight jeans to school
-you go too the tanning salon every other day(and you are a guy)
-you have frosted tips
-you use gel to spike up your hair
-your favorite bands are 3 doors down and nickleback
-you own abercrombie and fitch sandals or flip flops
-the only polo shirts you own are abercrombie, american eagle, and hollister
-you wear pink shirts to school because you think they are cool
-you wear cargo shorts that look like they have bricks in the pockets
-every shirt you own smells like american eagle outfitters
-you actually enjoy going to the mall to shop at aeropostale
-you think sideburns are neat
-your swimsuit and cargo shorts go down to your shins
-you wear abercrombie hats
-you own plaid shorts
-you wear 10$ panama jack sunglasses from a local cvs
-you actually gel your hair up so you can have bangs
-you own and wear a wrist bracelet that is from american eagle
-you always wear an undershirt under your polo even its 100 degrees outside, you never free ball that shit
-you go golfing in your cargo shorts
-you wear camoflauge cargo sharts
-you think peach fuzz facial hair is sharp looking
-you spray cologne on EVERY SQUARE INCH of your body
-you play every sport in cargo shorts
-hollister is where you spend most of your day
-your favorite movies are chik-flics
-You actually watch newly weds by yourself on mtv
-You always sit down on the couch to watch Laguna Beach with your choch moma sister(CHOCH MOMAS ARE A DIFFERENT STORY)just kidding they dont exist wait they might
-You watch biographies about dead actors and actresses
-every polo shirt you own is either pink or brown with white stripes going through it
-you are the cockiest person in the world
-your favorite resteraunt is applebees(and you go there for the atmesphere)
-you wear ankle bracelets
-you look at yourself in the mirror every day for atleast 3 hours
-you have an expired condom in your wallet
-You wear Crocs
-You shave every hair on your body(and your not a swimmer)
-you put on so much deoderent the you can see the gel sliding down your legs
-your best friends are girls
-you start to hang out with them so much you talk like them,smell like them,act like them,think like them,and look like them
-you wear shirts that say reeses puffs and lucky charms on them
-you are a size large but you wear a size small t-shirt
-your favorite drink is a cosmopolitin
-you go on cruises with you and three hot girls but you dont get laid
-you like 50 cent
-your 26 and your a virgin
-you think your the shit at basketball
-most songs on your ipod are aerosmith
-you tuck in the front part of your t-shirt to reveal your abercrombie belt
-your life's passion is to be a model
-you use the abecrombie shopping bags as decoration for your room and cut out the people on the bags to make as posters to make your room look abercrobiesh
-you wear big ass belt buckles
-you bring your lunch to school so you can drink your fancy water
-you use adidas body spray on your armpits instead of deoderent
-you have atleast 6 huge holes in your jeans but there not on your thighs cause youd get in trouble at school
-you talk shit to people who are not choch dadies but inside you are a flaming vag
- you think panama city is beautiful
-you get manicures/pedicures weekly
-you wear "BOD" brand body spray. because the guys on the commercial look like Abercrombie models
-you use the word "fave" when describing your favorite channel, E! news
-you are a metrosexual...in every sense of the word
-you suck on lolipops 24/7
-you like to hang out at starbucks coffee shops
-you like myspace a little to much
-you always chew trident gum so that when a girl walks by she might get a whiff of the smell and might start talking to you
-this list is getting your choch dady panties (from abercrombie) in a wad
-you pretend your a surfer, yet you have never even seen a beach
-you have a surf board that you have never and will never use
-you have a $200 skim board with little black grips
-you wear sunglasses (the big ass girl kind) at night
-you wear your shirts SO tight that it could strangle a snake if placed upon one
-you wear undershirts under everything...even some undershirts
-you hide in the dark corner of a party so some chick will feel bad for you and come chat with you
-you wear earrings or studs in your ears
-your stereo system in your car is more expensive than your car itself
-you usually turn out to be homosexual
-you buy dip and dots at the mall
-you go into abercrombie and fitch and like to chat with the employees there(the male ones)
-you want to be a surfer and you dress like one, except you live in the mid-west
-you talk extremely loud even when the person is a foot away from you
-if you think this list is discriminating against a group of people then hell, your a damn choch dady yourself
-you work out every day of your life so you can get the most popular men in school(and you are a man)
-you think you are gods gift to women
-you ask for the season of Laguna Beach on DVD
-you brush your teeth in the bathroom of the school because you just ate lunch
-you have a lip ring
-you make fun of mentally disabled kids you sick bastard
-you think you r better than everybody else
-when you where your polos you dont button any of the buttons and then pop your collar
-you go to beuaty salons on the weekends
-you have the desire to have sex with animals
-your favorite desert is key-lime pie
-you do the cooking for your boyfriend(and yes once again you are a guy)
-you love eating rocky road icecream with extra marshmellows
-you always carry hair gel in your book-bag just in case you have a bad hair day
-you wear sleeveless shirts to play tennis and golf in
-you shave your legs but you tell every body you have not hit puberty yet,but you are also 18 years old
-you have pubic hair on your chest
-you shave your happy trail but then keep it in a treasure box
-you spray your k-swiss high-tops with TAG
-you take flowery shits
-you wear baggy/tight cargo shorts that squeez your thighs
-you do the shopping for your boyfriend
-you love baking cookies
-every hair on you leg points in one direction
-you wear makeup to cover up your acne
-You have ever been on an MTV reality show i.e. The Real World
-You put on way to much axe or any other kind of body spray when you get out the shower
-You own more than one hollister shirt
-you own a seashell or crableg necklace
- you own high-top sneakers and wear them too school
-you wear tight jeans to school
-you go too the tanning salon every other day(and you are a guy)
-you have frosted tips
-you use gel to spike up your hair
-your favorite bands are 3 doors down and nickleback
-you own abercrombie and fitch sandals or flip flops
-the only polo shirts you own are abercrombie, american eagle, and hollister
-you wear pink shirts to school because you think they are cool
-you wear cargo shorts that look like they have bricks in the pockets
-every shirt you own smells like american eagle outfitters
-you actually enjoy going to the mall to shop at aeropostale
-you think sideburns are neat
-your swimsuit and cargo shorts go down to your shins
-you wear abercrombie hats
-you own plaid shorts
-you wear 10$ panama jack sunglasses from a local cvs
-you actually gel your hair up so you can have bangs
-you own and wear a wrist bracelet that is from american eagle
-you always wear an undershirt under your polo even its 100 degrees outside, you never free ball that shit
-you go golfing in your cargo shorts
-you wear camoflauge cargo sharts
-you think peach fuzz facial hair is sharp looking
-you spray cologne on EVERY SQUARE INCH of your body
-you play every sport in cargo shorts
-hollister is where you spend most of your day
-your favorite movies are chik-flics
-You actually watch newly weds by yourself on mtv
-You always sit down on the couch to watch Laguna Beach with your choch moma sister(CHOCH MOMAS ARE A DIFFERENT STORY)just kidding they dont exist wait they might
-You watch biographies about dead actors and actresses
-every polo shirt you own is either pink or brown with white stripes going through it
-you are the cockiest person in the world
-your favorite resteraunt is applebees(and you go there for the atmesphere)
-you wear ankle bracelets
-you look at yourself in the mirror every day for atleast 3 hours
-you have an expired condom in your wallet
-You wear Crocs
-You shave every hair on your body(and your not a swimmer)
-you put on so much deoderent the you can see the gel sliding down your legs
-your best friends are girls
-you start to hang out with them so much you talk like them,smell like them,act like them,think like them,and look like them
-you wear shirts that say reeses puffs and lucky charms on them
-you are a size large but you wear a size small t-shirt
-your favorite drink is a cosmopolitin
-you go on cruises with you and three hot girls but you dont get laid
-you like 50 cent
-your 26 and your a virgin
-you think your the shit at basketball
-most songs on your ipod are aerosmith
-you tuck in the front part of your t-shirt to reveal your abercrombie belt
-your life's passion is to be a model
-you use the abecrombie shopping bags as decoration for your room and cut out the people on the bags to make as posters to make your room look abercrobiesh
-you wear big ass belt buckles
-you bring your lunch to school so you can drink your fancy water
-you use adidas body spray on your armpits instead of deoderent
-you have atleast 6 huge holes in your jeans but there not on your thighs cause youd get in trouble at school
-you talk shit to people who are not choch dadies but inside you are a flaming vag
- you think panama city is beautiful
-you get manicures/pedicures weekly
-you wear "BOD" brand body spray. because the guys on the commercial look like Abercrombie models
-you use the word "fave" when describing your favorite channel, E! news
-you are a metrosexual...in every sense of the word
-you suck on lolipops 24/7
-you like to hang out at starbucks coffee shops
-you like myspace a little to much
-you always chew trident gum so that when a girl walks by she might get a whiff of the smell and might start talking to you
-this list is getting your choch dady panties (from abercrombie) in a wad
-you pretend your a surfer, yet you have never even seen a beach
-you have a surf board that you have never and will never use
-you have a $200 skim board with little black grips
-you wear sunglasses (the big ass girl kind) at night
-you wear your shirts SO tight that it could strangle a snake if placed upon one
-you wear undershirts under everything...even some undershirts
-you hide in the dark corner of a party so some chick will feel bad for you and come chat with you
-you wear earrings or studs in your ears
-your stereo system in your car is more expensive than your car itself
-you usually turn out to be homosexual
-you buy dip and dots at the mall
-you go into abercrombie and fitch and like to chat with the employees there(the male ones)
-you want to be a surfer and you dress like one, except you live in the mid-west
-you talk extremely loud even when the person is a foot away from you
-if you think this list is discriminating against a group of people then hell, your a damn choch dady yourself
-you work out every day of your life so you can get the most popular men in school(and you are a man)
-you think you are gods gift to women
-you ask for the season of Laguna Beach on DVD
-you brush your teeth in the bathroom of the school because you just ate lunch
-you have a lip ring
-you make fun of mentally disabled kids you sick bastard
-you think you r better than everybody else
-when you where your polos you dont button any of the buttons and then pop your collar
-you go to beuaty salons on the weekends
-you have the desire to have sex with animals
-your favorite desert is key-lime pie
-you do the cooking for your boyfriend(and yes once again you are a guy)
-you love eating rocky road icecream with extra marshmellows
-you always carry hair gel in your book-bag just in case you have a bad hair day
-you wear sleeveless shirts to play tennis and golf in
-you shave your legs but you tell every body you have not hit puberty yet,but you are also 18 years old
-you have pubic hair on your chest
-you shave your happy trail but then keep it in a treasure box
-you spray your k-swiss high-tops with TAG
-you take flowery shits
-you wear baggy/tight cargo shorts that squeez your thighs
-you do the shopping for your boyfriend
-you love baking cookies
-every hair on you leg points in one direction
-you wear makeup to cover up your acne
-You have ever been on an MTV reality show i.e. The Real World
A guy at my new school made fun of my polo shorts but he is a choch daddy, so he's a stupid bastard with capris.
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