Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 09, 2017

Choch McMuffin

When you're a fat faggot and you eat McMuffins all day while watching anal midget donkey porn.

That guy is such a choch mcmuffin that when I came to his house, there was semen and crumbs all over the place.

by SwaggyG420 April 11, 2017

Chochmonkey Guy

When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.

"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."

by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016