3 definition by SwaggyG420

Top Definition
When you're a fat faggot and you eat McMuffins all day while watching anal midget donkey porn.
That guy is such a choch mcmuffin that when I came to his house, there was semen and crumbs all over the place.
by SwaggyG420 April 11, 2017

Mug icon
Buy a Choch McMuffin mug!
When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.
"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."
by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016

Mug icon
Buy a Chochmonkey Guy mug!
When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.
"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"
by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

Mug icon
Buy a Chinese Chode Fingers mug!