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Chochmonkey Guy 

When someone is being such a fag Chochmonkey doesn't cut it.
"Check that dude trying to steal all our women, he is being such a Chochmonkey Guy."
Chochmonkey Guy by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016

chocohonkey 

a word used to describe a black man who has lost touch or interest in his race's traditional subculture and "acts white."

literally, "a honkey covered in chocolate."

see oreo
Lance is such a chocohonkey; what stereotypical black man enjoys partaking in activities such as speech and debate?
chocohonkey by Dieje December 23, 2008

Cockmonkey 

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.
Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"
Cockmonkey by Merchant August 30, 2005

cockmonkey 

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.
Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

choadmonkey 

a twit, a moron, a dip.
Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.
choadmonkey by Zoob April 23, 2004

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."
Grumps - imforums.com admin.
Northern Cockmonkey by Wayne King November 15, 2004