Choobanuk

Choobanuk

Verb.
To fuck the folds of your fat while furiously drinking overly moistened oat meal, and is usually performed while under the influence of Marijuana or Ketamine.

Person 1: Duuude, I'm gonna commit a Choobanuk when I get home...
Person 2: Ahh, Chaa duude, record it for me so I can squanch to it laterrr...

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

Chooban

(noun): The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

"Hey, I was just taking a chooban, what's up?"

"I was just in the bathroom, and the guy in the stall next to me was totally doing a chooban."

by VonLonginSchlong September 8, 2014

chooban

A slang term referring to the Roman emperor Choobanicus. Can be used in a complimentary fashion (as Choobanicus was a great man). Can also be used in a derogatory manner.

Complimentary: "Hey maw, you're a chooban!", said Munky.

Derogatory: "Fuck off, chooban!", said the posh twat from the Pirates! review.

by Timothy J. Consolvanius May 4, 2006

chooban

Someone who talks about a subject they clearly know nothing about

Check out this chooban! Who uses the return-key in a videogame?

by Augustine Vaperwaroz March 31, 2009

chobankz

Chobankz Is a person who get alot of money

Chobankz is a really successful person

by Chobankz April 3, 2022

Chobankz

A person who is very confident in himself at anything he wants to do in life

Chobankz was wanting to rap since he was little and he was very confident to keep going even tho it wasn't taking off

by Chobankz April 30, 2022