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Person 2: chokema

Person 1: chokema?
Person 2: choke ema balls
chokema by f4ther November 17, 2020
Words you can keep
When someone causes a situation so ridiculous and fucked up that you can't even curse but you want to. So you say chokeama
"Yo that dude spilled water on my computer and he won't replace it"
"Man that is straight chokema"
Chokema by MollzBollz February 23, 2022
chokoma balls
Person 1: "Yo I just ate chokoma and it was damn good."
Person 2: "Aye-- whats chokoma?"
Person 1: "Chokoma balls aHA"
Person 2: *shrivels in shame and defeat*
chokoma by Chokoma August 1, 2018

CHOKEDAWGVA 

THE HIT STREAMER CDAWGVA CHOKES ANY GAME THOUSE CHOKEDAWGVA
CHOKEDAWGVA STRIKES AGAIN
CHOKEDAWGVA by YYTBGTHN April 26, 2022

Chodeman 

A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.

This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.

Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.

This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined
You suck Chodeman!

Eat it Chodeman!

...CHODEMAN!

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.
Chodeman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

Chokeland Faders 

The alter ego of the infamous Oakland Raides that always seem to Choke and Fade in the latter part of any football season
The Oakland Raiders started the season in first place at 4 and 0, but choked out half way through the season and faded to last place in the division.
Chokeland Faders by Powder December 5, 2002

cokemarine 

vessel used by columbians to transport large quantities of cocaine.
they coast guard found a columbian cokemarine with ten tons of blow onboard
cokemarine by Nate Rogevich November 19, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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