choka cola
When you lay back and attempt to drink something, only for the beverage to violently spill into your throat and nose and asphyxiate you.
choka cola by Canid-Kaiba June 18, 2016
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Coka-cola
Coca-cola with a K in it.
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE
"we made 1980 Coka-cola"
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)
Coka-cola by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021
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Coka-Cola Blak
A new drink from Coke. Coka-Cola Blak is a 'fusion' of flavors. It's pretty much just Coke with coffee extract that gives it a coffe taste. A lot of people like it, a lot don't. It's pretty good though, give it a try.
Coka-Cola Blak by aim: pflumm EP September 16, 2008
Coka-cola
a drink that was once made from cOcAiNe, hence it's name. that was back when cocaine was legal though.
Coka-cola by damnboihethic69 January 4, 2021
CHOKE A COLA
1. (v.) To squeeze a bottle of any liquid (Preferrably Cola) while someone is taking a drink. Resulting in them choking on the rapid flow of cola down their throat. Causing a large spew of cola and Extensive laughter.
Mike: Brandon's new truck is a mess and he's mad at me.
Billy: Why, he just bought it...?
Mike: We were driving the other day and he went to take a drink of his soda and i gave him a "CHOKE A COLA" he spewed soda all over the place.
Billy: HA HA HA
Billy: Why, he just bought it...?
Mike: We were driving the other day and he went to take a drink of his soda and i gave him a "CHOKE A COLA" he spewed soda all over the place.
Billy: HA HA HA
CHOKE A COLA by Mikial Muzio April 4, 2007
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