choka cola
When you lay back and attempt to drink something, only for the beverage to violently spill into your throat and nose and asphyxiate you.
choka cola by Canid-Kaiba June 18, 2016
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Coka-cola
Coca-cola with a K in it.
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE
"we made 1980 Coka-cola"
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)
Coka-cola by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021
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Coka-Cola Blak
A new drink from Coke. Coka-Cola Blak is a 'fusion' of flavors. It's pretty much just Coke with coffee extract that gives it a coffe taste. A lot of people like it, a lot don't. It's pretty good though, give it a try.
Coka-Cola Blak by aim: pflumm EP September 16, 2008
CHOKE A COLA
1. (v.) To squeeze a bottle of any liquid (Preferrably Cola) while someone is taking a drink. Resulting in them choking on the rapid flow of cola down their throat. Causing a large spew of cola and Extensive laughter.
Mike: Brandon's new truck is a mess and he's mad at me.
Billy: Why, he just bought it...?
Mike: We were driving the other day and he went to take a drink of his soda and i gave him a "CHOKE A COLA" he spewed soda all over the place.
Billy: HA HA HA
Billy: Why, he just bought it...?
Mike: We were driving the other day and he went to take a drink of his soda and i gave him a "CHOKE A COLA" he spewed soda all over the place.
Billy: HA HA HA
CHOKE A COLA by Mikial Muzio April 4, 2007
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Striver
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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