chofie

Taking a gym selfie in pink pants that makes it look like there’s a chinchilla attached to your vagina

Omg! Look at that chofie!

by Mrs undastood79 March 1, 2019

Choied

To be forced to take a lap around a parking lot, due to stupidity and conversations. Used during marching band activities. First used in the year 1994, Named after Kelly Choi a Band field major. Normally one to two laps around a parking lot approximately a total of 300 to 400 yards in length.

David Ing got choied, because he would not stop talking while the instructor was talking.

by Garnet Valley October 12, 2011

F-Choied

Jumping the gun on a situation and being totally embarassed. Usually the end result is much worse than leaving it alone.

Synonym: fireboy-ed

That man expressed himself to the girl too quickly, he F-Choied

by Smiley Brat January 12, 2010

Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

Choffee

A choffee is a hot chocolate and coffee mixed together into the same mug.

Can you get me a choffee please

by BigDyl03 May 26, 2019

Pak Chooie Unf

Code programmed into and executed by space robots, usually the pusher or shover models. Often spoken aloud by said robots, often reduced to simply "Pak Chooie".

"PAK CHOOIE UNF
I am a Pusher Robot.
DATA: To start fires
TARGET: Grandmother
DATA: Lies
PAK CHOOIE UNF"

by Deomatrumus November 10, 2008

Choffer

A general term meaning a person who is a dick, a douchebag, a jerk, or someone who has done something stupid.

"This choffer, amirite?"

"Why is this choffer even talking to me?"

by Beens November 10, 2014