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Chode Toad 

A penis that is wider than it is long. It also contains warts.
Did you hear, Ranger Markel has a fucking chode toad.
Chode Toad by blam98 January 16, 2014
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chode toad 

noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.
Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.

That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.
chode toad by frosty beats March 13, 2018

toad chode 

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.
How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.
toad chode by Shuaman September 19, 2018

toad chode 

When you rub your dick on a toad then get warts on your dick. To use toad chode to its full effect is to preform anal on your ex girlfriend then ribbit load and hard when you cum or when a wart explodes
I totally just fucked Gwen with my toad chode, she's such a stupid bitch!
toad chode by spongbob's penis March 30, 2015

Code Toad 

1) Describing someone who, in a technology state, would steal someone elses work with their permission; but it was forced upon them.
2) A wicked, vile man or woman who is just plain idiotic.
1) "That kid Tim is such a Code Toad, he forced Kevin to give his visual basic project to him."
2) "Corey is a Code Toad because he slept in math every day for the past two weeks."
Code Toad by Tim Andres June 17, 2006

chodey toady 

A Fucking warty chode that gives a woman no pleasure. It will not fit inside no matter how hard you try. If you have this Fucking kill yourself.
Damn my ex James has a Chodey toady, he jumped off the bridge after trying to fuck me.
chodey toady by DoctorTicTac November 29, 2017

Chodeloader

an AOL chode who wants you to use AOL
these stupid chodeloaders kept trying to download AOL on my computer
Chodeloader by briyon May 21, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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