chode poker

a person who pokes little kid wieners

"Dude she's a chode poker,she poked my cousin Bartholomew's dick"

chode poker by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016

choke & poke 

a threesome where one participant receives oral sex from the second participant who simultaneously is being penetrated by the third participant.

Jim and Dave had a choke & poke with Sally last night.

choke & poke by GVic May 20, 2008

choke poke

the act of having a female with a stoma give u head, once u are about to jizz u stick ur dick in her stoma and ejaculate. the combination of having both a penis and sperm in her stoma should cause her to choke.

NICKY C:yo dude i was so shit faced last night, i cant believe i hooked up with that girl.
JEROME: the girl wit the stoma?
NICKY C: ya dude, its aight tho she let me give her the ole choke poke!
JEROME: ahhhhhh shit NICKY C thats why ur my boiiiiiiii!

(they side bump)

choke poke by P-bone pt3 October 31, 2009

choke & poke 

The term is used for describing the type of girl who experiences the choke it & poke it sexual position. (See choke it & poke it for details)

Mate i got choke & poke round last nite, i had her turning blue the rum turkey!

choke & poke by TuckTuck1 December 22, 2009

Choke n’ poke 

Rough sexual intercourse involving choking and oxygen deprivation through choking.

Rachel is into the choke n’ poke so I graciously obliged her fetish.

Choke n’ poke by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Choke and Poke 

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.

"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"

Choke and Poke by McGarnigal May 8, 2009

Choke and Poke 

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.

"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."

Choke and Poke by Othguy23 October 17, 2013