Skip to main content

chode nuts 

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
chode nuts by pinjer September 30, 2018

choke-a-nuts 

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.
"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"
choke-a-nuts by cmskellington July 19, 2006