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chocolotta 

The nickname for someone you love more than your own existence. For someone who you care about so much they remind you of chocolate. The prettiest and most gorgeous person ever. Someone you couldnt be with but you'll still love and wait for them for all of eternity.
"Chocolotta hows your day today !"
"Chocolotta be proud of me too😔"
"Be happy for me Chocolotta"
"I love you my Chocolotta"
"Thank you for existing, Chocolotta"
chocolotta by anon44444 November 22, 2021
Words you can keep

chocolotta 

someone that means more than the world for you. they are imperfect in the most perfect way possible. they're beautiful. breathtaking. I'd spend my whole life with them and i hope i die first because life without them would be so unbearable.
"my chocolotta"
"which nickname do you like better? chocolotta or cocoa bean?"
"iluyu chocolotta sleep well"
chocolotta by chaichai4 January 25, 2022

chocolot 

I'd be happy with flowers and chocolot for my birthday.
chocolot by thingoneandthingtwo April 24, 2012

Strata Chocolata 

That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.
Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.

Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!

Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?

Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.

Guy A: No way! I gotta find a woman like Lisa!
Strata Chocolata by oMogwai August 13, 2010

Chocolatarian 

noun: Mouth consumer of chocolate only. An average person who excels in all things chocolate. A chocolate-obsessed individual.
"I used to be a vegetarian but gave up eating vegetables. Now I'm a chocolatarian."
Chocolatarian by Boofachay November 20, 2018

Chocolatte Song 

The "Chocolatte" song, sung by Soul Control, is a fast-paced song all about chocolate. the chorus being "Choco Choco", many people say the "Choco choco latte" song. The dance to this is very simple and repeditive, and out-there and silly, as if you have a sugar rush from all the chocolate. Many people believe it replaced "Numa Numa"
hey have you heard Numa Numa? yeah, but its all about the Chocolatte Song now!
Chocolatte Song by Seleceana April 25, 2011

chocolatte 

A chocolate latte, pronounced the same as the Spanish "chocolate"
Before work, I stopped by the coffeehouse for a chocolatte.
chocolatte by TheZeph November 14, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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