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chocolatte 

A person soft, sweet, pleasing and disarmingly infatuating as a chocolate;

A personality which gels everyone around into a melting pot.
Our guide was such a chocolatte that, we all strangers from five countries marooned at the island felt at home.
chocolatte by Prateek Dwivedi November 10, 2008

Chocolatte Song 

The "Chocolatte" song, sung by Soul Control, is a fast-paced song all about chocolate. the chorus being "Choco Choco", many people say the "Choco choco latte" song. The dance to this is very simple and repeditive, and out-there and silly, as if you have a sugar rush from all the chocolate. Many people believe it replaced "Numa Numa"
hey have you heard Numa Numa? yeah, but its all about the Chocolatte Song now!
Chocolatte Song by Seleceana April 25, 2011

Chocolatte Kush 

the dankest buds you can find in north america, probably worth around 35 a gram if you can even find it. Super rare strand only can be grown under optimal conditions once a year. the only way to get better shit is to go right to jamaica or india. If you find some, BUY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE because you may never see shit like this again
- holy shit, dude i had to call you
- whats up?
- i found chocolatte kush
- please get me some the last time i had that was in 69
- i got a nice O for 1000 bucks

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.
The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.
Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole
I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...