chocolate snowcone
The act of going into a porta-potty to take a shit, and deciding that you have enough time to rub one off.
chocolate snowcone by gitfitsik66 December 7, 2007
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chocolate covered snowcone
the act of making out with a girl who has just blown your dick and tasted your cum which is still in her mouth after you went ass to mouth on her and you have a little doo doo in your mouth and you and her put the cum and poo together in one kiss.
chocolate covered snowcone by Tommson June 24, 2008
Chocolate Snow Cone
Chocolate Snow Cone by Dr. Fuckgate January 18, 2011
Chocolate Snow Cone
When a girl is eating out your ass after a large shit and you suck the shit from your ass off her tongue
Chocolate Snow Cone by anonymous July 6, 2021
Chocolate Snow Cone
Chocolate Snow Cone by thenonamer June 2, 2010
Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker
This is when a man ejaculates and deficates when being given a rimjob and a blowjob by two different individuals at the same time. Ideally, the man defecates in the mouth of the person giving a rimjob, and ejaculates in the mouth of the person giving a blowjob.
"Last night Jane and her best friend Lauren came over and I decided to give them a Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker".
Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker by The Tickler October 15, 2007
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