chocolate snowcone

The act of going into a porta-potty to take a shit, and deciding that you have enough time to rub one off.

Matt: dude what took you so long.
Ben: Dude chill, i was making a chocolate snowcone.

chocolate snowcone by gitfitsik66 December 7, 2007

chocolate covered snowcone 

the act of making out with a girl who has just blown your dick and tasted your cum which is still in her mouth after you went ass to mouth on her and you have a little doo doo in your mouth and you and her put the cum and poo together in one kiss.

Me and my girlfriend had a chocolate covered snowcone at park.

chocolate covered snowcone by Tommson June 24, 2008

Chocolate Snow Cone 

The act of snorting cocaine out of a hooker's asshole

Chad and Steve came over with a hooker and an 8-ball, we did chocolate snow cones until dawn.

Chocolate Snow Cone by Dr. Fuckgate January 18, 2011

Chocolate Snow Cone 

When a girl is eating out your ass after a large shit and you suck the shit from your ass off her tongue

My buddy Derek said he took home two whales last night and gave them both a Chocolate Snow Cone

Chocolate Snow Cone by anonymous July 6, 2021

Chocolate Snow Cone 

When the male ass fucks his partner, the partner shits on the males dick and gives him a blow job

Jane had to shit last night but I wouldn't let her out of bed so she had a chocolate snow cone.

Chocolate Snow Cone by thenonamer June 2, 2010

Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker

This is when a man ejaculates and deficates when being given a rimjob and a blowjob by two different individuals at the same time. Ideally, the man defecates in the mouth of the person giving a rimjob, and ejaculates in the mouth of the person giving a blowjob.

"Last night Jane and her best friend Lauren came over and I decided to give them a Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker".

Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker by The Tickler October 15, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020