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chocolate q-tip 

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
chocolate q-tip by RedditSucks September 12, 2016

chocolate q-tip 

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit
Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.
chocolate q-tip by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016

Chocolate Tip 

When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.
"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."

"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."
Chocolate Tip by Le_Ginge February 25, 2017

Chocolate Tip 

The definition of putting feces and sweetcorn on the tip of the penis, then anally penetrating a woman whilst mashing it into her ass.
I totally just pulled a Chocolate Tip on Stacy bro!
Chocolate Tip by SparkFrosted November 7, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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