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chocolate q-tip 

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.
Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip
chocolate q-tip by Mcswaggin balls September 12, 2016
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chocolate q-tip 

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
chocolate q-tip by RedditSucks September 12, 2016

chocolate q-tip 

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit
Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.
chocolate q-tip by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016

Chocolate Tip 

When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.
"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."

"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."
Chocolate Tip by Le_Ginge February 25, 2017

Chocolate Tip 

The definition of putting feces and sweetcorn on the tip of the penis, then anally penetrating a woman whilst mashing it into her ass.
I totally just pulled a Chocolate Tip on Stacy bro!
Chocolate Tip by SparkFrosted November 7, 2020
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