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chocolate q-tip 

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.
Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.
chocolate q-tip by RedditSucks September 12, 2016

chocolate q-tip 

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit
Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.
chocolate q-tip by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016

Chocolate Tip 

When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.
"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."

"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."
Chocolate Tip by Le_Ginge February 25, 2017

Chocolate Tip 

The definition of putting feces and sweetcorn on the tip of the penis, then anally penetrating a woman whilst mashing it into her ass.
I totally just pulled a Chocolate Tip on Stacy bro!
Chocolate Tip by SparkFrosted November 7, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026